I Hate Ellens Ex-Dog, Baseball, and That Bitch at The Miniature Golf Place.
I’m really sick of seeing Ellen crying on the news about a dog she gave away, that someone else took from the people she gave it to… or something like that.. Who knows.. Lesbians are so fucking complicated, you never know what they’re up to. Either way, I’m sick of hearing about it. Just like I’m sick of baseball being on every channel when I’m trying to watch reruns of family guy. I also don’t care that the yankees manager turned down millions of dollars… Who gives a fuck? Fuck him and his bulbous fleshy clown nose. Offer me millions.. I’ll blow goats for multiple millions. Who needs dignity? I’ll buy a yacht.
Also, to the lady who wouldn’t give me the “spooky glow golf balls” because it was 6:38PM instead of 7:00PM when “spooky glow golf” officially started. I commend you for your strict adherance to the rules.. You’ve really taught my 8 year old son (who is dying of cancer and smallpox) a valuable life lesson. Not the lesson where 15 minutes later, it was so dark, his cataract strained eyes couldn’t see the ball. But the lesson where he realizes the miniature golf lady is a stupid fucking bitch.