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I just saw these listed in the google adsense sidebar ads along with the Relapse shop. What the fuck? That’s fucking weird.

I have no food in this house except Peanut Butter and Jelly. I have been eating Peanut Butter and Jelly for 4 fucking days now. I take Peanut Butter and Jelly to work, and eat it there… Then I come home and treat myself with a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Repeat ad nauseum. Sometimes I put it on saltines, to really shake things up. I have some old tortillas in the fridge, but I can’t muster up the testicle fortitude to slather up a stale burrito shell with Peanut Butter and Jelly. I’m pretty sure it’s inevitable though.

Once I get caught up on some of my bills I’m going to buy a nice steak… And it will probably be near the end of summer 2011, so maybe I can get a grill to cook it on too.

I taped a podcast yesterday… One of my worst efforts to date. I’ll post it Thursday.

Why doesn’t anyone send me money ever?

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