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No podcast this week… Sorry.

Posted in Life Sucks on March 27th, 2008 by DB

Life is hectic and “oh so fucking terrible” all at the same time… So no time for it. Sorry.

I’ll get back up on the horse when the time is right. But right now every thing is a mess.

Visit the places linked in the sidebar. They update, and are very good.

Problems

Posted in Life Sucks on March 19th, 2008 by DB

My dad is in the hospital. He has been for a week, and it’s not too good. So I won’t be taping any podcasts in the immediate future. There’s just no time after working all day, and then sitting in the ICU for a few hours every day. I have one that was unreleased, so i’ll put it out tomorrow. Then expect a hiatus for a week or two.

Thanks for the understanding.

No Updates, No Joy, No Life.

Posted in Life Sucks on January 10th, 2008 by DB

I’ve been scrambling around trying to get my bills paid for the last month or so… Doing bullshit tech work, and just hating life more than normally.

I just had a super professional business meeting at … Wait for it.. Dunkin’ Donuts… Some tech recruiter wanted to meet me before sending me to an interview at a local hospital. I was supposed to interview at the hospital at 2pm, so I went to DD’s at 1 to meet this bitch, and she didn’t show up until 1:45, and when she got there, she said the guy from the hospital wants to do it monday or tuesday… Fuck you.

I’ve been doing contract work for a well known computer company that rhymes with HELL. It’s super easy, but very sporatic… If it was 2 installs a day for the rest of my life I could make alot of money, and would do it forever, since it’s the dumbest/easiest job ever. It’s upgrading laptops for local sales managers of a national perfume/lotion/crap company that rhymes with “Hey Mon”. Basically I go to a house or business that these fat old ladies are at, and I unpack a laptop and printer… Then I follow this checklist that I don’t even have to look at anymore, do a bunch of super technical things like copy files and log into a VPN, and then pack up the old laptops and printer and call a shipping service to pick it up. $80 per install ($20 an hour, 4 hour minimum)… My longest took 1 hour 45 minutes. I average 1 hour. Sure some of them are 30-40 miles away… but fuck, that shit is simple. I don’t have any more scheduled though… so who knows.

Blah blah… Anyway, I’m going to tape a podcast this weekend.. I also started working on a one man musical project… I may have a song ready in a week or so. I’m having a tough time with the drums.. If anyone out there plays drums, or sequences drums, and wants to hook up a project, get in touch with me at podcast(-at-)globalapathy.com

Starting a new job tomorrow. Bleh.

Posted in Life Sucks on December 9th, 2007 by DB

It’s going to suck.. It pays less than my old job, and its around 50 miles away. That means tons of gas, and an extra 10 hours per week of driving. Plus my car is a piece of shit, and will most likely break down. Soooooo…. FUCK. I have no choice, the well has run dry, so I have to go work.

Fuck.



Get ready for a bunch of link posts in the future… Because I’ll be at work.

How much do you hate your job? Leave a comment.

I’m sick as hell, and Zicam isn’t working.

Posted in Life Sucks on November 26th, 2007 by DB

I think I started taking it too late, it wasn’t at the first sign of a cold… More like the 35th hour of feeling like shit. But I dropped $11.99 on the RapidMelts tablets. Citrus Flavored. It’s basically like putting orange flavored chalk in your mouth, and letting it disolve. I made the mistake of drinking water after I took it, and it was like mixing Tang in my mouth. Gritty, medicine like, Tang.

I still feel sick. Fuck you Zicam.

Late Nite TV Freak Out.

Posted in Life Sucks on November 12th, 2007 by DB

Lately on the history channel and CNN there have been all these shows about how the environment is changing, and global warming is fucking everything up. It makes it really easy to sleep when faced with melting ice caps, and peak oil crisis. It’s pretty depressing.

I also watched this show 30 days with the guy from super size me, (Google tells me his name is Morgan Spurlock and it’s on FX at 10pm on Wednesdays.) and it featured the most annoying, stereotypical, black girl ever… Her and some meaty tattooed white guy had to live on a commune that was off the grid for 30 days. And the resident vegans had them doing chores and the stuff you would think you’d do on a commune. Meanwhile meathead bitched about there being no meat, and at one point tried to go hunting because he needed meat so badly. And the girl just talked alot of ghetto shit, and danced.. This fucking idiot danced for everything… Plant a seed, Do the cabbage patch.. Make some plaster, It’s running man time.. Find a hair dryer in the garbage.. Who’s getting jiggy? That’s right, this fucking cunt is. (Jiggy? Hahaha…I suck.) I fucking hate that girl.. But the whole show made me think of what a great experience it would be to live that way for 30 days. It’s always been a dream of mine to build a cordwood cabin one day. And If I had a ton of money, I’d definitely set it up to run off of solar panels… The setup it really expensive though. I’d say 10-15K just for a little setup.. And if you want a washer/dryer, dishwasher, or any other big appliances then maybe even double that.

This is a total ramble post… I really don’t know where this was going. Anyway, watch as much TV as you can, and grow up just like me. I think that was the point I was trying to make.

I Hate Ellens Ex-Dog, Baseball, and That Bitch at The Miniature Golf Place.

Posted in Life Sucks on October 19th, 2007 by DB

I’m really sick of seeing Ellen crying on the news about a dog she gave away, that someone else took from the people she gave it to… or something like that.. Who knows.. Lesbians are so fucking complicated, you never know what they’re up to. Either way, I’m sick of hearing about it. Just like I’m sick of baseball being on every channel when I’m trying to watch reruns of family guy. I also don’t care that the yankees manager turned down millions of dollars… Who gives a fuck? Fuck him and his bulbous fleshy clown nose. Offer me millions.. I’ll blow goats for multiple millions. Who needs dignity? I’ll buy a yacht.

Also, to the lady who wouldn’t give me the “spooky glow golf balls” because it was 6:38PM instead of 7:00PM when “spooky glow golf” officially started. I commend you for your strict adherance to the rules.. You’ve really taught my 8 year old son (who is dying of cancer and smallpox) a valuable life lesson. Not the lesson where 15 minutes later, it was so dark, his cataract strained eyes couldn’t see the ball. But the lesson where he realizes the miniature golf lady is a stupid fucking bitch.

Everyone has had this moment.

Posted in Life Sucks on October 18th, 2007 by DB

So you’re with someone, and suddenly they say “Don’t Move!” while approaching you. Instantly you know something is wrong, and your imagination floods your senses with everything from bugs, to creeping leprosy, to that devil on your shoulder who is supposed to appear at the same time the angel does, to who knows what. So you freak out a bit, and suddenly things go into hostage negotiation mode as this other person tries to “talk you down” before they can swat the whatever away. That’s always a freaky experience, and it happens to everyone. It’s like a tiny little baby crisis where no one gets hurt. I had one of those today… And nobody got hurt. But a good time was had by all.

I caught a Pickerel on my second cast today. That was the only fish, but it was still nice. It ranked in somewhere between “Large” and “Big Ass” Probably a “Hot Damn!”. I also saw a turtle crossing the path way up ahead of me, and got to pick it up. Plus, a hot air balloon took off right by the river, so it engulfed the sky like those mother ships in V over my head for a minute. That was fun. Oh, and I ate tuna. It’s fish day. Fishy Fishy.

Numbers

Posted in Life Sucks on October 9th, 2007 by DB

My Fasting test came in at 193 this morning (Should be around 100-120) . I ate breakfast and took my first pill, and 2 hours later my reading was a few points over 300… So I’m guessing it’s safe to say these pills aren’t working like they should. Wack.

I’ll update later with some content..Possibly.

Diabetes SuperStar!

Posted in Life Sucks on October 8th, 2007 by DB

I planned on updating this more often, But I found out on Saturday I am Diabetic… It feels great. I now take pills twice a day, and have to go back to the doctor in 2 weeks so they can recheck me.. If you can call it that. I spent 3 hours in waiting rooms on Saturday, and talked to a doctor less than 5 minutes total.. And in the end, when he was “explaining” the disease to me, a nurse came in and told the doctor that another doctor was on the phone for him.. He totally stopped what he was saying, and told me to ask the nurses any questions I may have on the way out.. When I stopped him and asked him to finish what he was saying, he said he couldn’t, and insisted I talk to the nurses when I pay my bill. Which I pay out of pocket… No insurance. So I really got my moneys worth. Thanks Douche.

So anyway, I take these pills now, And I think I’m going through Glucose withdrawal on them, because they make me tired and even more ineffective than ever. I also bought one of these blood monitoring machines, which was like $80 for the whole setup. So now I can see how ridiculously high my blood sugar is compared to people who aren’t going to end up losing their sight and limbs to this crap.

For instance, normal glucose levels 2 hours after you eat can be as high as 180. Mine clocked in at 371 the other day at the doctors. This was 6 hours after eating. I tried it today when I got home from the store with this toy, and it was 351 around 4 hours after eating.. I took my second pill at 9 pm tonight, so in a half hour it will be 11, and I’ll see if this medicine does anything at all… The strange thing is, I feel fine.. Well until I take the pills. Then I seem to feel like shit. I don’t know.. I’ll update this after the test, and add some more porn… Because who really cares about Diabetes talk?

UPDATE: At 11pm it was at 262. Two minutes ago (It’s 12:50) it was 291… I really don’t know what the fuck is up with it. I’m going to try it when I wake up tomorrow.

Here’s porn… Incredible Pass: This shit is amazing for a $1 trial. It’s what they refer to in the porn industry as a “SHIT TON” of reality sites. All for a buck… I Know, I Know… You’re thinking, what’s so great about these sites?! Well, How about Midget Gangsters? Who doesn’t love a ghetto midget banging full size white girls? Or Maybe Human Toilet Bowls is more your thing. It’s basically a bunch of ladies with super high self esteem letting strangers fuck them and bust nuts in their mouths while they wear a toilet seat around their necks. Classy Baby. Looking for more degredation? Ummm, take some dudes nut, a toothbrush, and a pig who needs money and you can kinda guess what happens at Cum Brushers. This shit is funny as hell… Plus theres a bunch of other sites that made me laugh like “The Amputee”… I’ll let you explore that on your own.