Pos-T-Vac is FDA Approved for marketing.
Posted in Products on November 19th, 2007 by DBThank God I randomly woke up at 3AM this morning… Because I went downstairs after lying in bed for awhile and got to catch the back end of the Pos-T-Vac infomercial. What do you think of when you hear that products name? Personally this image pops into my head.
“How exactly does the Pos-I-Track rear end on a Plymouth work???It just does!!!”
That’s right… It just does!! Well, the makers of the Pos-T-Vac want you to feel the same about your old, limp, useless penis. And although I didn’t actually see the product on the infomercial, a trip to the website really shows you, in detail, what the deal is with Postvac. When you write it without the hyphens, you’ll see it’s a vacuum for your post. (Get it?)
I have no idea if this works… But apparently you put it on your erectile dysfunction riddled penis, and it sucks it until you get a “safe, and natural” boner that you can keep until you take the “ring off”. They also mention how spontaneous it is… Because nothing says spontaneous romance like busting out the dick pump and cock rings during a make out session.
There’s also a point where it jumps into an advertisement for the product, just like every other infomercial… Except the girl from the Pos-T-Vac commercial has the most ridiculous overdubbed sex voice ever. She’s like a gray haired phone sex operator. I tried to find this horny old sexpot on youtube, but the only thing that came up for the Pos-T-Vac infomercial was this… Which is awesome in its own way.
