Global Apathy

It really is genetic. I come from a long line of success. Senators, Kingpins, Long Shoremen, Diabetics, People who’ve died in the past, and others who’ve seen many films.

So it’s only natural that it will occasionally skip a generation and make someone like me a lazy fuckbag.

SO far this summer I grew vegetables that I have eaten. Made a few gallons of biodiesel that I drove to NY state with. went to the beach, and pined artisticly. Sorry I couldn’t be more entertaining..

I want to buy a landmine pedal… I hear they are sick. You can buy me one if you want. Thanks.

See you in months.

It’s summer. I work alot. Almost have this biodiesel thing down. Also, I’m getting a crash course in transmission gasket replacement. Summer camp is fun. The food sucks. I still like metal, although I don’t have time for recording. The family garage band starts in a few weeks. Demo comes out December 29th 2012.

I’m still alive. in an edie vedder kind of way. Oh, and that rash cleared right up.

Thank you, come again.

I bought a diesel truck last week that I plan to convert to veggie oil. It is fucking huge and junky. I just hope it doesn’t die the second I try to take it somewhere.

So far i’ve been setting up Vegetable oil suppliers (Pain in the ass) and ordering some of the conversion parts for it. I also got some 55 gallon drums for processing the oil, and a hand crank pump to move it around. I still need alot more to go, but I’m hoping by the middle of summer to be driving on straight waste vegetable oil in this fucking monster. I also don’t know anything about rerouting coolant/fuel lines, so i’ll probably fuck it up. Anyone in PA wanna help?

Bleh.

No show next week either. It’s summer bitches. Go fly a kite.

I went to Atlantic City and won enough to enter a satellite for a half million dollar tournament. And I went nowhere in that. So I played another cash game, and won that entry money back… Then I played another tournament and lost 4 places before the money.

So in the end, I’m down on money, but up on hangovers. And weight. Showboat buffet is awesome.

I have been to work every day for 3 weeks now. I even worked some overtime last week. That is VERY unlike me. And I hate it.

I do get to listen to music alot of the day… Good thing my IPOD NANO CLONE (Cheap chinese knockoff of an Ipod nano.. 2GB $60 like 2 years ago.) stopped playing out of the right earplug. And I’m at the left end of the work area. So I hear metal in my left ear, and douchebags/gay radio in my right. Awesome.

I’ve decided to charge an Archos 605 since i need something to play music for 6-8 hours a day.. Plus I’m a tech geek. So I got a decent deal and got one… I can’t wait for it to arrive.

I also just got a coffee pot with a timer, and a pound of coffee for $10 from gevalia… You have to join some club where they send you coffee every month, but they said you can cancel at any time. The pot came today, so I’m going to cancel tomorrow…. But now I can have coffee ready for me when I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. go scam them for this coffee maker… It’s supposed to be a $99 value…. go for it. What? Coffee pots aren’t metal?!? Are you fucking joking me? Coffee is metal as fuck… I snort it.

So anyway, That’s why I’m posting even less than before… Work sucks.

Links

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What The Fuck Soldier Boi?

I just saw these listed in the google adsense sidebar ads along with the Relapse shop. What the fuck? That’s fucking weird.

I have no food in this house except Peanut Butter and Jelly. I have been eating Peanut Butter and Jelly for 4 fucking days now. I take Peanut Butter and Jelly to work, and eat it there… Then I come home and treat myself with a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Repeat ad nauseum. Sometimes I put it on saltines, to really shake things up. I have some old tortillas in the fridge, but I can’t muster up the testicle fortitude to slather up a stale burrito shell with Peanut Butter and Jelly. I’m pretty sure it’s inevitable though.

Once I get caught up on some of my bills I’m going to buy a nice steak… And it will probably be near the end of summer 2011, so maybe I can get a grill to cook it on too.

I taped a podcast yesterday… One of my worst efforts to date. I’ll post it Thursday.

Why doesn’t anyone send me money ever?

I-Tunes finally accepted us… I changed around alot of crap, and they bought it. Unfortunately we’re listed as “Sludge Show >> Sludge Show” and I don’t know how to change it. But whatever.

Mine got Reptilian AIDS.. The snake shit. Fuck you.

Started a new job today… Lab coat, hair net, face guard, gloves, shoe covers, and very little pay. Work up son.

New shows, and a possible burdizzo show being taped this week.

Send $$.

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