So it’s only natural that it will occasionally skip a generation and make someone like me a lazy fuckbag.

SO far this summer I grew vegetables that I have eaten. Made a few gallons of biodiesel that I drove to NY state with. went to the beach, and pined artisticly. Sorry I couldn’t be more entertaining..

I want to buy a landmine pedal… I hear they are sick. You can buy me one if you want. Thanks.

See you in months.

I’m still alive. in an edie vedder kind of way. Oh, and that rash cleared right up.

Thank you, come again.

This is the last show for the summer. I have way too much shit to do for awhile… So I’ll see you fuckers in september (Maybe october.)

Don’t think of it as me blowing the podcast off… Think of it as me succumbing to a crippling heroin addiction and having to go to rehab for a few months.

Or better yet, think of it as me getting 6 months for vehicular manslaughter… And getting out a bit early for good behavior.

Or just think of me as not giving a fuck.

So here it is… YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW BITCH. This is a demo my old band put out in 98 or 99 (Christ, 10 years since then!?)

I haven’t talked to the other people in this band for atleast 4 years.. And I miss them. They were my best friends at one point, and we had alot of good times. Too much has changed since then, and we’ll probably never hang out again… And for whatever bad blood I was involved in. I apologize. Truthfully, it’s one of the only things I truly regret in my whole life. I miss my old friend. Be safe in the army, and good luck in life.

We’ll always have this fine slab of shit metal to look back on.

P.A.D. - You Don’t Even Fucking Know Bitch. (1999)

Tracklist

1. Kevin Arnolds Funeral March
2. Chowder Lip
3. Go Poop
4. Chewy Farmhouse
5. What Has Showering Ever Done For Me?
6. The Patented Gilroy Mesh System

So far i’ve been setting up Vegetable oil suppliers (Pain in the ass) and ordering some of the conversion parts for it. I also got some 55 gallon drums for processing the oil, and a hand crank pump to move it around. I still need alot more to go, but I’m hoping by the middle of summer to be driving on straight waste vegetable oil in this fucking monster. I also don’t know anything about rerouting coolant/fuel lines, so i’ll probably fuck it up. Anyone in PA wanna help?

No show next week either. It’s summer bitches. Go fly a kite.

I am in the process of doing a ton of shit in the real world, and this is the last show I have taped… So expect a hiatus for a bit before show #20.

Also, you all suck at doom/sludge song recognition… Props to EyeCircleYou Radio for being the only person to win something. (I’ll mail it out, I promise.)

The cop out show part 4 features Thou, Asva, Indesinenece, Ganon, The Austerity Program, Alter of Earth

Thou - Tyrant

Asva - Christopher Columbus

Indesinenece - Aura

Ganon - The Night Draws Near

The Austerity Program - Song 16

Alter Of Earth - of the dimming sun

* Contest Track *

Dead in the Water - Darken the Skies

Medea - the Last Pallbearer

Samothrace - Cacophany

EYECIRCLEYOU - Twilight Drone

Mountains Became Machines - the Construct

* CONTEST SONG *

Go check out The Artwork of Gabriel Price. It’s an amazing collection of dark and disturbed oil, digital, and sketch pieces. He’s also an avid doom fan.

So in the end, I’m down on money, but up on hangovers. And weight. Showboat buffet is awesome.

Electric Wizard - Weird Tales, Electric Frost

Bloody Panda - Ice

Cambodia - Weight of Ages

* CONTEST SONG *

Burp.

Asunder - Rite of Finality

Indian - Fatal Lack

Super Amazing Radio Contest Whoopie!! - be the first or second to email podcast (AT) globalapathy.com with the artist and name of the last song played on this show and I’ll send you a global apathy T-Shirt.

Antigamma - Remembering Nothing

Sludgeplow - Gut Fountain

Moloch - Green Pills

Soilent Green - Antioxidant

SeaHag - Hate Note

Sea Of Bones - Chapter III

The Ocean - EndUsers

Brutal Truth - Fucktoy

GreenMachine - into the big sleep

PillCrusher - exit 221

I’m moving files around to make room for some podcasts on my old laptop… I got a brand new laptop a few weeks ago for recording with, and it totally fucking figures that my M-Audio USB Omnistudio doesn’t work on Vista. If anyone has a clue on how to get it going, I’m all ears… But I don’t think the company ever released drivers for it… It is considered Legacy. Because 2003/4 was sooooo fucking long ago. I won’t be buying another Audio interface, so It’s PIII power for now.

My dad is out of the hospital, He has to go back for more surgery in a few weeks, but he’s off life support and almost totally normal again.

New podcast this Thursday… Same as it ever was.

My dad has been improving… It’s still a long road. I’ll tape some podcasts again soon. Probably next week.

I’ll get back up on the horse when the time is right. But right now every thing is a mess.

Visit the places linked in the sidebar. They update, and are very good.

Thanks for the understanding.

Deadbird - Rhorschach Sky

MoHo - Culebra

Floor - Loanin

Koltum - Without Mercy and Demon of War (Website)

Sin Of Angels - Era of the Fatherless

Moonshine - Baby Elephant Stomp

Yakuza - Congestive Art Failure

Men Eater - Black

Dragon Green

Down - New Orleans Is a dying whore (House of blues, Chicago 5-11-02)

Helmet - Unsung (2005)

Keelhaul - Lackadaisical Chinese Tubesocks (2005.01.01 The Grog Shop Cleveland, OH)

Grief - Destroyer (Live at Gilman street)

Mammatus - Pierce the Darkness (2007.04.23 the ottobar baltimore, MD)

The Melvanas - Sacrifice/way of the world. (1992.01.15.Crocodile Cafe, Seattle, WA)

Black Sabbath - War Pigs (Paris 12-20-70)

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I do get to listen to music alot of the day… Good thing my IPOD NANO CLONE (Cheap chinese knockoff of an Ipod nano.. 2GB $60 like 2 years ago.) stopped playing out of the right earplug. And I’m at the left end of the work area. So I hear metal in my left ear, and douchebags/gay radio in my right. Awesome.

I’ve decided to charge an Archos 605 since i need something to play music for 6-8 hours a day.. Plus I’m a tech geek. So I got a decent deal and got one… I can’t wait for it to arrive.

I also just got a coffee pot with a timer, and a pound of coffee for $10 from gevalia… You have to join some club where they send you coffee every month, but they said you can cancel at any time. The pot came today, so I’m going to cancel tomorrow…. But now I can have coffee ready for me when I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. go scam them for this coffee maker… It’s supposed to be a $99 value…. go for it. What? Coffee pots aren’t metal?!? Are you fucking joking me? Coffee is metal as fuck… I snort it.

So anyway, That’s why I’m posting even less than before… Work sucks.

Links

Amazing
What The Fuck Soldier Boi?

Weedeater - For Evan’s Sake (Emissions From The Monolith Festival 2005)

Suffocation - Breeding The spawn (Chile 2005)

Kayo Dot - The manifold Curosity (Portsmouth, NH )

Knut - El Nino (Fury Fest 2003)

Dystopia - Backstabber (Slap-A-Ham’s Fiesta Grande)

Noothgrush - Gage (Slap-A-Ham’s Fiesta Grande)

Cavity - Burning My Eyes (Slap-A-Ham’s Fiesta Grande)

Deadguy - Makeshift AtomSmasher (CBGBs 2000)

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I have no food in this house except Peanut Butter and Jelly. I have been eating Peanut Butter and Jelly for 4 fucking days now. I take Peanut Butter and Jelly to work, and eat it there… Then I come home and treat myself with a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Repeat ad nauseum. Sometimes I put it on saltines, to really shake things up. I have some old tortillas in the fridge, but I can’t muster up the testicle fortitude to slather up a stale burrito shell with Peanut Butter and Jelly. I’m pretty sure it’s inevitable though.

Once I get caught up on some of my bills I’m going to buy a nice steak… And it will probably be near the end of summer 2011, so maybe I can get a grill to cook it on too.

I taped a podcast yesterday… One of my worst efforts to date. I’ll post it Thursday.

Why doesn’t anyone send me money ever?

This Show Features 16, Disembowelment, Charger, Beneath the Frozen Soil, and Flesh Press.

16 - Fucked For Life

Disembowelment - Burial at Ornans

Charger - The Bereavement Dividend

Beneath The Frozen Soil - The wretched of this afterbirth

FleshPress - Becoming Soil

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Started a new job today… Lab coat, hair net, face guard, gloves, shoe covers, and very little pay. Work up son.

New shows, and a possible burdizzo show being taped this week.

Send $$.

That’s all Jane Fonda says cunt on the Today show.

This Show Features American Heritage, Man is the Bastard, Goatlord, Cumbeast, Goatsblood, Conifer, Black Sabbath, Down, Lazarus Blackstar, and Toadliquor.

American Heritage - Spina Bifida

Man is the bastard - Feed The octopus

GoatLord - Acid Orgy

CumBeast - Leperous Masterbation

Goatsblood - Ashtray Cunt Eyes

Conifer - Albequerque reprise

Black Sabbath - Black Sabath (Live Asbury Park May, 8th 1975)

Down - Mourn

Lazarus Blackstar - Loneliness

Toadliquor - Swarm

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I’m sure there’s more… I get sidetracked easily… Either way, some of these cops should be fired and arrested.

Front

Back

Here is a one track CD-R Single of the track I played in an earlier podcast.

Download: Kiss The Goat (Single)

Leave a comment and tell me what you think.

G.G. Allin on Jerry Springer.

He claims to be a god, says he’s helping young girls by raping them, and basically contradicts the sane mans logic at every opportunity. If he wasn’t already dead, I’m sure he’d be rotting away in a cell, dead of AIDS, or dead of something else anyway.

This Show Features Negative Reaction, Daleth, Botch, High on Fire, Saviours, Brain Drill, Blutch.

Negative reaction - 10 Souls Gather

Daleth - No one wants to see it made, and eventually it will tear you apart.

Botch - C. Thomas Howell as the Soul Man.

High on Fire - 10,000 Years

Saviours - Cavern of Mind

High on Fire - Cyclopian Scape

Brain Drill - Apocalyptic Feasting

Blutch - The Black Caped Man

Blutch - Materia

Heres a virtual tour of dildo… It looks beautiful.

(Sorry for the delay, I switched servers again to one that is WAY less laggy…)

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You have no idea how many times I’ve answered the same stupid interview questions in the past month. “What are your best qualities? Name a time when you’ve had to overcome a problem in a past job. How have you in the past tried to convey an issue to management, and what was the outcome?”

Blah Blah Blah… Fuck off. Job interviews are the gayest fucking things EVER. And I must be the biggest loser ever. There’s no way in hell I got this today.

I watched Zen and the art of screaming yesterday, and I still can’t scream for shit. The warmups are funny as hell… Mah Nah Lah, May Nay Lay…. I can get the vibrating thing going, but then I try to scream and run out of breath and wreck my throat right away.. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.

Anyway, New podcast tomorrow… I might just phone it in.

Uninteresting. Shut up. Nobody cares. That’s why there are dream therapists… Because someone realized that there was an abundance of douchebags who just couldn’t contain themselves when it came to talking about their dreams. So they decided to offer the service of placating them with a listening ear, and an explanation.

They get paid.. I don’t. Shut the fuck up.

This show features:

• Stormlord - I Am Legend
• Burdizzo - Testing(My one man project.. Drum loops and a SHITTY scratch vocal track quickly taped to make the show. I suck.)
• Thorr’s Hammer - Troll
• Wormphlegm - In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious

This is part one of the no talking show… Leave a comment after the show.

Send me some $$. Ok? Thanks.

Contact us at podcast (-AT-) globalapathy.com and we’ll send you a free toy firetruck. No we won’t. Sorry… We lied.

I taped a podcast yesterday, I’ll put it up tomorrow. Should be really exciting.

I saw the movies Alien vs Predator 2 and I Am Legend recently… They’re both average at best.. Here’s a little tip.. Go a half an hour late and you’ll miss the ads. I swear the fucking theater played 35 minutes of ads before both films. 35 fucking minutes. Not just previews for movies you don’t care about (Like some urban dance movie sequel??? I got Shhhhhhhhhed by a group of puerto ricans in the back of the theater because I loudly said “You know what was really great, was that hip teen dance movie we did last year.. Yeah, Let’s do that again, but this time we’ll really get edgy with it and tie up all the loose ends.” Ummm I got sidetracked… Sorry) but previews for products and stores. Like a 3 minute coke commercial, Or an ad about how much Wal*Mart is saving the average American family, and not at all costing them their future like common sense would lead anyone with half a clue to believe. My favorite ad was a 5 minute long inspirational piece about the national guard. When you do fast, gritty camera work and have CREED do your soundtrack, you can’t go wrong. Picture Creed on a mountain, Blazing away at your face with all their rocking Creedismz, and then cut to a soldier blowing shit up, then cut to a tank crushing something, then cut back to the lead singer while the wind picks up and he sings some patriotic drivel, then cut to paratroopers, and then to soldiers saving children…. Rinse and repeat for 5 minutes.. You get the picture. Anyway, I was so worked up over it, I totally changed my stance on the war. I used to think it was futile, But now I realize it totally rocks, as well as being patriotic, it gets you pumped, and saves all mankind. Silly me. I stand corrected.

Dear Corporate America,

Please stop vomiting your propaganda at me while overcharging me for popcorn and bottled water ($4.50 for a fucking bottled water?!?!? Are you fucking joking me?!)

I just moved stuff over, and am trying to configure it. Please let me know what you find wrong with it.

Some stuff is lost… Like the podcast count, there were almost 1000 plays since it started, but now it’s at 0.

I switched because my old hosting place is trying to charge me for a bandwidth overage.. But they shut the site down when it went 64 gigs over… Then told me to get rid of it.. If they were going to charge me per gig, why wouldn’t they have let the site up? More $$ for them right? Also their next plan up is like an extra $40 per year, but instead of letting me upgrade to that one that covers it, they want me to pay them $100, and get nothing more to show for it… And they still want me to take the offending site offline.. Fuck That. You can’t have it both ways… Either I remove the site, or you charge me. Not I remove the site, and you charge me 2.5x what you should be charging me. Homos.

Anyway, I’m with DreamHost now, and their bandwidth and storage limits are almost infinite.. I have no idea how their uptime or service is, but the podcast mp3 files have been hosted there since the beginning.. SO we’ll see if they can serve up html as well..

Anyway, sorry for the mess… And fuck my old hosting company for wasting my drunk tonight.

I just had a super professional business meeting at … Wait for it.. Dunkin’ Donuts… Some tech recruiter wanted to meet me before sending me to an interview at a local hospital. I was supposed to interview at the hospital at 2pm, so I went to DD’s at 1 to meet this bitch, and she didn’t show up until 1:45, and when she got there, she said the guy from the hospital wants to do it monday or tuesday… Fuck you.

I’ve been doing contract work for a well known computer company that rhymes with HELL. It’s super easy, but very sporatic… If it was 2 installs a day for the rest of my life I could make alot of money, and would do it forever, since it’s the dumbest/easiest job ever. It’s upgrading laptops for local sales managers of a national perfume/lotion/crap company that rhymes with “Hey Mon”. Basically I go to a house or business that these fat old ladies are at, and I unpack a laptop and printer… Then I follow this checklist that I don’t even have to look at anymore, do a bunch of super technical things like copy files and log into a VPN, and then pack up the old laptops and printer and call a shipping service to pick it up. $80 per install ($20 an hour, 4 hour minimum)… My longest took 1 hour 45 minutes. I average 1 hour. Sure some of them are 30-40 miles away… but fuck, that shit is simple. I don’t have any more scheduled though… so who knows.

Blah blah… Anyway, I’m going to tape a podcast this weekend.. I also started working on a one man musical project… I may have a song ready in a week or so. I’m having a tough time with the drums.. If anyone out there plays drums, or sequences drums, and wants to hook up a project, get in touch with me at podcast(-at-)globalapathy.com

contact us at podcast (at) globalapathy.com and leave a comment after the show.

Actually I have a new one taped, But I’ll be playing it on the 10th.

I got a nice tax bill 2 days before Christmas this year.. $455. That doesn’t sound like a lot of money. But it is to me. I’m still jobless. And it’s still awesome.

I’m pretty sure foreclosure will be just as carefree and relaxing.

Send me money.

LAZY.

This show features Cattle Press, Lair of the Minotaur, Earthride, Graves at Sea, and Planet AIDS.

As always, contact us at podcast (at) globalapathy.com and leave a comment after the show.

Anyway, sorry for the downtime.

As always email us and leave lots of comments. podcast (AT) globalapathy.com

There will be now new shows until after the new year unless I start feeling especially motivated. That’s probably not going to happen. Merry Christmas.